gniz


a declaration used after someone makes an overly stupid or moronic comeback.

opposite of a zing.
comeback: “oh, yeah, well, your mom!”

reply: “oh, gniz…”
the direct firing of an equally vicious insult within seconds after a zing. thus cancelling the zing creating a gniz.
clint: dude, you lost your license!!! (zing)

ian: well,that just means you have to drive me to the store to buy beer for you!!! (gniz)
to attempt to zing someone and fail horribly.
shut the h-ll up, genital goblin!

dude, i had s-x with your dog.

…nice gniz, dumb-ss.

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