Gnome Patrol
gnome patrol is the alias for an acoustic duo cover project based in knoxville, tn. the group is locally legendary for their medleys and mash-ups of popular radio hits, crossing genres and styles with comic humor in the footsteps of groups like tenacious d and flight of the conchords. in addition to their unique on-stage antics, they are also known to perform serious cover material and a few original songs, showcasing their talent as accomplished musicians. gnome patrol is also known for their silly videos plugging their live shows, contests and gnome related exploits.
“yo, dat gnome patrol is crazy dope, chief!!!”
usually a large group of stoners who are almost a large society on their own and unified by their friendship, not moochness.
to be leader of said society is a bad thing only brought on by unencouragable acts such as: dropping the weed in its many forms, a joint, a pipe, a bong even (its happened before), or losing the weed period, sometimes it is excusable, such as a pothole contributed towards this act or the person next to you elbowed you pretty hard in the ribs, sometimes it can be alrite when the smoking device overheats and/or is cashed, on the other hand someone burning their hand because they were holding the utensil wrong after being given a proper instructional on the instrument or being experienced with said tool is inexcusable in any manner.
remember, this was invented for fun and mostly for sh-ts and giggles to keep people from f-cking up and learning what their doing before trying to act pro and just wasting weed.
a: the gnome patrol was initially created by a group of friends in buford, georgia after a hallcuinating member saw a gnome run through a nearby yard
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