gnome toss
to change from missionary to upright isolation. that is: interrupt mid-thrust to toss the woman aside violently. best performed on an anniversary.
“what, dean, you were saying…?”
“right, john, sorry — i was just saying that if this b-tch shorts my stock again, i’m just going to hit it, quit it, and pull a gnome toss.”
“yeah, sounds reasonable. lunch?”
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