gnomie


gnomie or a gnomie is a pseudonym for a perfect faithful man. a gnomie makes great husband material.
i’ll bet she’s glad she left that other w-nker now that she found herself a gnomie.
a person that is like a good friend but is short. sometimes wears a sweatshirt that has a pointy hood.
“what’s up my gnomie?!
#beast #friend #hoss #antonyms- lame person #ugly one
typically a gnomie can be found chilling with his other gnomies. can also be found stealing rocks from yards, p-ssed out on a bathroom floor, tipping taxi drivers $1 on a $20 ride, etc. a gnomie will not be found in portland.
q: what are you doing tonight?
a: going to chill with my gnomie (s).

#drunk #drink #drank #drinking #taxi
a bffl that you met like three days prior to the establishment of gnomie-hood.
yo nigguh we gnomies already we met at the party last week
#gnomie #homie #nigguh #n-gg-r #bffls #bffl
n.

1. a lawn gnome wearing excessive bling.

2. an african-american lawn gnome.
american rap artist t-pain is said to have multiple gnomies in his lawn.
#gnome #lawn gnome #homie #bling #african american
a small, strange looking animal that appears to be a cross between a shark, a seal, a shrimp, a small dog, a bug, a donkey, and a rabbit. it is extremely attracted to cheese. (aka, my dog)
look at that gnomie! it’s kinda cute!
here, gnomie!
#cheese #dogs #donkey #bugs #gnomie
any girl who is very short
and likes calling people p–poo’s as a swear
gnomie, “hey your a p–poo”
#nomie #gnomie #p–p #p–poo #short

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