Gnomosexual
adj. s-xually attracted to short people.
“allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, i’m starting to think she might be gnomos-xual.”
a gnome that likes to f-ck other gnomes
you f-cking gnomos-xual! i thought your wife was a night elf!
s-xually attracted to highly intelligent persons and/or interpreters of the same or opposite gender.
derp 1: why’s bob all over janice? all she does after interpreting at cern conferences is go home and play scrabble online.
derp 2: he must be a gnomos-xual. he’s been looking up local linguistics seminars to take her out to.
derp 1: there’s this video place down the street, they have all kinds of tongue on those blu-rays in the back room.
a garden or yard gnome of the h-m-s-xual persuasion.
bryan the gnome is an avid gnomos-xual.
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