go clone yourself


insult to a 30 something single un-attached vamp blonde who is unlikely to marry.
ie. s-x and the city.
nokia text message.

science is rapid.
using one of your few viable eggs and a hair cell, doctors can create someone in your image that may put up with you.
go clone yourself.
when you have to take a m-ssive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body m-ss
after that tacobell marathon, you couldn’t cr-p for days, and then on thursday, you had to go clone yourself!

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