Go Fasters


usmc jargon used to refer to the piece of sh-t sneakers issued in marine corps recruit training.
go fasters on your feet…..deep……..move
this is what marines call running shoes
i went to the store and bought some new asics gofasters, cause i need to run over to the next town and bang this milf tonight.
term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.
you little sh-ts better find some go-faster’s or i will pt you til you f-cking die.
chrystal methamphetamine or otherwise known as crysatl meth, speed, sh-t, junk and others.
i went to the dopeman to get some gofaster but he was out for the moment, so i tweeked on his porch step for the night.

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