go pet the dog
a dismissive phrase.
response to a person saying, “i don’t like your haircut!” is “go pet the dog”
response to a women saying to a man, “you never listen to me!” is “go pet the dog”
response to a man saying “what did you say?” is “go pet the dog”
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