go spartan


1. when you are faced against someone (or something) that is standing in your way or arguing with you (or threatening you with a persian invasion) and you’d like to kick him/her (it) in the chest. -if it is something, imagine it has a chest-

2. if you are overwhelmed by anything (e.g. office paperwork, bees, emos, britney spears fans, persians, etc.) and you have to deal with it and defend your b-lls no matter what. if you’re in a group, you should be in a terrible numeric disadvantage.
1.
– i told you to shut the h-ll up!
– … and you don’t do any laundry and i have to cook eeeeverything you wanna eat…
– don’t make me go spartan on you, mom!

– the bathroom door was jammed and i desperately needed to take a dump so i went spartan on it… dad’s gonna kill me 🙁

2.
– d-mn paul, those hillary duff fans are coming our way.
– sh-t! we’ll have to get totally spartan on them.

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