Go tensile test yourself
engineer’s euphemism of “go f— yourself”.
a tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. the machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. the machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.
this is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
asian guy: “meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? i suck and i need to leech off of you.”
meselfs: “go tensile test yourself.”
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