Go to Helen’s house


when you’re starting the phrase “go to h-ll” but then some person of awesome authority that causes you to be respectful is in hearing proximity and you mention your wicked cool friend helen from science cl-ss on how she’s doing on her non-existent science project.
douche: shut the f-ck up!
you: go to h-
-old spice guy swan dives in-
you: i mean.. go to helen’s house to pick up our non-existent science project..
douche: oh, ‘kay sure. helen’s a cool person.

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