goach


a cheap knock-off of a designer handbag. a combination of the names “gucchi” and “coach”. ususally painfully obvious that the bag is a fake.
look at her flaunting that goach like she’s all that. what a moron.
a handbag knock-off of coach. a very obvious fake with large g print all over the bag instead of the signature c’s. the name “goach” originates from the combination of “coach” and “gucci.” people who have these purses make fools out of themselves.
what the h-ll is that. oh its a goach. what an idoit
a term used by many koreans meaning d-ck or p-n-s. it sounds extremely similar to the korean way for saying d-ck or p-n-s. can also be used as a term for a sport team’s coach.
“leo completely flinched from saving that goal. he has no goach.”
“my goach is 10 times bigger than yours.”
“i miss goach mike. he helped to be where i am today.”
a gay coach. usually a gay guy that you go to for well gay advice. you can ask things such as how to find the perfect guy, nearest gay bars, finding local guys to be just friends, etc.
“hey, meet my goach, scott”
“i need to call my goach”
“-n-l? i’m not sure… i’ll ask my goach!”
a shorter term in korean that means “p-n-s” or “d-ck”
that guy’s such a goach.
an infected b-tt pimple on a gorilla. ( see noach )
that goach is disgusting, someone needs to pop it fast!
a fake as purse that is a uly -ss look alike of a coach bad. usually w/ jiant g’s all over the bag ..and it aint guess
yo check out that girl tryin to bling her goach, she ghetto as all.

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