goal celebration


a goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an -rg-sm. the team mates will often join the -rg-smic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
goal celebration example:

-player 1 scores a goal.

-player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

-player 2 grabs him.

-player 3 slaps player 1’s -ss.

-player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

-player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an -rg-sm.

-all team mates -rg-sm with player 1.

-player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.

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