Goal Tending
1. to prevent a male friend or -ssociate from getting some action.
2. any such attempt to prevent a male friend or -ssociate from getting some action.
that f-cker john was goal tending susan all night.
(n.) variation of rebounding where, rather than wait for a relationship to end, the third party intercepts one of the involved individuals for the purposes of hooking up or starting a new relationship. often leads to the end of the original relationship.
the act may be in violation of one or more of the man/woman codes, but has the capacity to result in the third party getting away with it, for his/her own benefit.
she wasn’t happy in her marriage and the guy was a total tool. it may have been goaltending, but everyone won. except for steve… but f— that guy.
trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it’s already obvious that this is an impossible task. in other words, an attempt at c-ck blocking long after it could ever succeed. make sure you use the appropriate nba referee gesture when calling it.
“that’s goaltending on shaun. count it anyway.”
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