Goalgasm
excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.
i am going to have such a goalgasm when i reach this goal.
during any european football/soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.
——————–a goalgasm in action————————
announcer: vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and ohhhhh^($)^ greatest day of -&^$- ahhhh! he totally wantackashi! yamamotaka!!!
disturbed family watching: …
how about we go out for ice cream.
what happens in my pants after a goal is scored in soccer.
omg after david beckham scored that epic header i had a goalgasm.
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