goalie fight


n. from ice hockey. an incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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so i hear the mayor of chicago went up against the gun-control folks. how did that go?

total goalie fight.

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