Goarf
someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like shirley temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.
“i definetly met a kid named ummmm….f-gan i think it was.. hes such a goarf.”
someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like shirley temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.
“i definetly met a kid named ummmm….f-gan i think it was.. hes such a goarf.”
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