Goat Boat


derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. if you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same m-ss bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are f-cked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). f-ck! i was going to go to indo!!!!
“hi, i’d like to cancel my flight to indonesia please” -you
“ok, that’ll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400.” -airline representative
“argghhhhh!” -you
“can i enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps i can arrange an alternative” -airline representative
“f-cking goat boat” -you
“beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep” telephone

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