Goat Herder


a girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dent-tian.
did you see that goat herder at the bar? three more drinks and ill go talk to her…
a extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his f-k on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat sl-t the female is.
g is such a goat herder. it fantastic
1. someone who is so terrible at life, he can’t ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. a person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.
friend of prince ali: “prince ali! why can’t you leave your palace and come to the market?”
prince ali: “i can’t!!!!! it’s too far!!!!!”
friend of prince ali: “it’s only 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!”

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