goat house


a place in boulder colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.
“hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?”
“yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!”

“we’re meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek”.
the goat house is located in telford pa. this place is where pabst blue ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. what could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime… the balcony. what better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!
person 1: yo dawg you going to the goat house?
person 2: there will be thots and pbr there!

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