goat monkey


when a person is so ugly that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between something with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.
oh my, i know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! i wonder who let that goat monkey out the zoo?
the offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.
i.e. shoot that f-cking monkey its molesting my goats.

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