Goat Peeler


one who partic-p-tes in the compet-tive underground sport of goat peeling. goat peeling is just what it sounds like. the goal is to peel all the skin, fur and gristle from a goat without killing it.
murph: did you see jared in the goat peeling comp the other day? he placed third. his technique was smooth and flawless but his goat expired two seconds before he had finished.

i have a rusty tuna can stuck in my brain: that sucks! jared’s a d-mn fine goat peeler.

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