Goatea
a tea made from dried out goat t-st-cl-s placed in tea bags then steeped in boiled or luke warm water. mmm good
or
the incorrect spelling of the word goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a p-ssy… see goatee
example 1
me: hey man
man: hey
me: dude, u got a v-g-n- on ur face
man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk -ss loser
me: well you pulled it off
example 2
farmer: get me a gl-ss of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice
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