Goatface
a person who has a goat for a face. not that they have a goat’s head for a face, or that their head is a goat’s head, but their face is an entire goat.
“so anyways, jeff, i was calling you up because i wanted to join your goatface club. seeing as how you got quite a goatface yourself, i figured you’d be the go to guy. it’s hard to tell with that goatface of yours. anyway, my number is eee aaahh, so gimme a call sometime. we can compare goatfaces. and i cant imagine that yours… you.. yours is pre– it— you’re ugly. this is kyle calling, and you’re ugly.”
not that my face is a goat’s face, or my head is a goat’s head. my face is an entire goat.
marzipan, look. this is goat face. i have a goat for a face.
the act of a male rubbing his beard (similar to that of a goat) on a females v-g-n-
ex 1:
aj lee: daniel bryan totally tried to goatface me last night but i told him i wasnt ready
candice mich-lle: dude your such a p-ssy
ex 2:
dude 1: dude i totally goatfaced this b-tch last night
dude 2: dude your beard is totally going to get herpes now
when a man has a large beard that makes him look slightly goatlike.
girl 1:have you seen john’s new beard
girl 2: yeah, it’s why we call him goatface.
a goat face is somebody who is visually offensive
“shut up goat face!”
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