goatling
a name for a baby goat. aka a kid.
goatlings also are superheroes/ supervillians/ murderers. for the goatlings who like to murder, first they eat ur eylelids, then ur toes, then your ear hair. no one knows why but if u ever close enough to one to ask let me know wat u find out. they make a loud “baaaaa” noise right before they attack so watch out.
person 1: did u hear that?
person 2: hear what?
person 1: that baaaa noise..
person 2: no man. what r u afraid the goatlings are gunna get u?
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