Goatmouth
rare condition typically found in babbling old men and meth heads. also occurs with the teethless wonders of our society. condition can be spotted when an individual constantly slides their jaw around in all directions, for no apparent reason, resembling that of a goat chewing on some gr-ss or a boot, or looking as if they are trying to eat their own face. severe case can be witnessed in old school by noting blue’s crazy jaw movements.
victims of the goatmouth epidemic should be lynched.
when a female has a recessed chin making her mouth look like that of a goat. there may be an overbite involved, possibly big gums, and may or may not be accompanied by other goat like features. in serious cases the chin becomes one with their neck.
in these situations do not allow the male p-n-s to enter the mouth of the female goat mouth. often, jagged teeth from chewing on cans as snacks has ravaged the goat mouth which can cause potential serious male p-n-s injury.
i was checking out this fine female rump when all of a sudden the chick turns around and i nearly sh-t myself when i saw her extreme case of goat mouth dude brah.
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