gobbledygeek
patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. often characterized by circ-mlocution and jargon. difficult to impossible to comprehend.
i called customer support after my laptop went bsod, but try as i might, i could not understand the gobbledygeek coming out of the guy’s face hole.
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