Gobdaines
a conspicuous fellow. the kind of person who thrives on socially awkward situations and continual fashion blunders. despite appearances, gobdaines is a much-loved member of the community and an all round ‘good c-nt’. his unrivaled skills on the guitar and devilishly handsome good-looks makes him the most eligible of bachelors.
“that dude’s such a gobdaines”.
“my, that gobdaines is irresistible”.
“gobdaines!!!”
“ahh gobdaines, you’ve done it again”
“achuuu”, snickered the gobdaines.
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