Gobles


a town in southwest michigan known for football, and coincidentally football players are worshiped as gods and given anything they want.

also one of the areas in the state that has an extremely high std rate.
person 1: gobles? where is that?
person 2: uhm somewhere where they love football too much.
someone who is very chill and easygoing. they don’t take life to seriously, and have a lot of friends/companions.
1. dude, he’s goble, we should hang with him again
2. man, i wish my girlfriend was as goble as yours
the part of your -ss, in between the beginning of the cleft of your -sscheeks, that you can never shave, no matter how hard you try
d-mn, she missed that frisbee by a goblehair
verb. 1) to write or recite scathing criticism of ones adversaries with no preparation or planning.

usually in the form of lyrics, poetry, or commentary. often refers to an individuals personal shortcomings.
1.) if barstow does not stop annoying celina with his noisy breathing she is going goble him until he cries.

2.) i gobled celina in an email today but instead of getting upset like i had hoped she just lujaned.
to jerk off in the presence of friends whom you suspect to be asleep or otherwise oblivious to your w-nking off.
after a good night of drinking with old friends, once everyone has p-ssed out, brent pulled out his w-ng and gobled himself while his fallen buddies looked on in terror.
a definition of a male human with smal genitals.
man, that guy has no c-ck, he’s such a goble!

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