Goblin cum


an alternative name for miracle whip, coined by matthew inman of webcomic the oatmeal.

this term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their c-m compared to something as disgusting as miracle whip.
i asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the h-ll is it drenched in goblin c-m?

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