Goblin Pussy
an ugly -ss mother f-cker, oringinating in northwest san antonio, texas, who talks sh-t and plays mister innocent all the time. he enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the -sshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherf-cker. he stars in such movies as spiderman 1,2, and 3, harry potter 1,2,3, and 4, and enchanted. there have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. they are virgins, and will always be. they drop drumsticks alot. when witnessing a goblin p-ssy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.
sergio: hey you goblin p-ssy where did you park your glider this morning?
goblin p-ssy:eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up…
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