Goblin Screwdriver


when having s-x, the man lies on his back with erect c-ck upwards, whilst the man or woman having s-x with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her -sshole around said c-ck.
man 1: d-mnit, susan broke my d-ck off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
man 2: lol

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