god churchrade tapeworm

take a bottle of gatorade, and squirt an entire packet of mayonnaise inside of it.
the mayonnaise will keep its shape so all that you see is a white stringy thing floating around inside the bottle.
label “free tape worm” and leave the bottle in a public restroom.
it looks really convincing.
nick: “holy sh-t, there’s a tan. some stupid sh-t jake paul said.
i just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.
when your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (actually 2 words that make sense but don’t after combining them.)
it’s jake paul here, merch sellin’ like a god church!
to be honest…. i dont f-cking know. i think some stupid youtube star named logan or jake paul made a song with it in the lyrics?
and i just drop some new merch and it’s selling like a godchurch
a made up word that jake paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.
and i just dropped some new merch and it’s selling like a god church
when a white boy from ohio can’t rap.
“and i just dropped some new merch, and its selling like a godchurch.”
a word made by jake paul, commonly rhymed with “merch”
it has no meaning, just “god church”
example 1
“oi, bro just dropped some new merch”
“oh yea, how’s it sellin’ bro?”
“like a god church”
example 2
“have you bought any god churches recently?”
“oh, nah mate”
what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word “merch” in his trashy song
drop some new merch and it’s selling like a god church – jake from state farm (2017)
peworm in this gatorade!”

shang: “n-gg- that ain’t real, it’s a gatorade tapeworm.”

nick: “oh.”