god days


a term used by christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). the idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on earth.
rather, it is -ssumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.
steve: how can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

jeff: woah man! those were god days, not human days.

steve: …….

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