god left



when the earth has suffered through so many cringey memes and autistic blows that god himself can no longer change the fate of his planet and decides to flee from the scene before it’s too late
person 1: bro check this out, sony has created virtual reality fidget spinners
person 2: we both know that only exists because god left

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