godjesus


a robot fortune teller that has the power of god and jesus in him that allows him to tell the future. it can also battle other godjesus robots if the situation arises because it has a mighty cross in its hand.
g-djesus said “no” when i asked it if i will ever have a happy life.
a combination of the two words as used in ohmigod!! and jesus christ!!
it is used in the form of excitement, anger or suprise.

g-djesus!!! did jeremy just poo in that kids macaroni?!!

that baby is probably weighs 200 pounds. holy godjesus!

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