Godka


(pr-nounced: jodka)

a beverage containing one part vodka and one part gin.

invented in france by the manchester medics, can be used as a treatment for any ski-related injury or disease.

to be drunk straight without mixer.

always used as a reward, never a punishment.
“can i please have a small sip of your lovely godka”

“g-dka me”
who serious, dedicated, determined, professional alcoholics pray to.
g-dkaspeed, young man. g-dka be with you.

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