godlover


one who has permission to be in “care” of another’s significant other, if something happens to them and they can’t.
friend 1: “since i know you secretly want to bone him, i hereby declare you my husband’s godlover, in case something happens to me!”
friend 2: “awesome! i hope nothing ever happens to you though because you’re like my bff!”

–friend 2 then proceeds to plot ways to secretly poison friend 1.
one who is narrow minded, talks about god all the time and how he has saved their life, usually has a jesus fish on their car, conservative, agrees with anything the bible has too say even if they have to know otherwise.
god lover: i love god

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