God’s Gift To Women
g-d’s gift to women would be their br–sts. after all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the br–sts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
women with b cups or smaller: g-d have clearly condemned you. go get implants.
women with c cups or bigger: g-d have clearly blessed you. go make me a sandwich.
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