Gods iPod


the one and only. sometimes reffered as the godpod, the only known 1,000 gigabyte, gold plated platinum super diamond ipod owned by the big guy. most likely full of g-d-like music such as zeppelin, floyd, stones, the who, beatles, hendrix, nirvana, sabbath etc. his ipod most likely sits on a solid gold docking station, blasting earth shattering riffs 24/7 (weeks in heaven time) p-ssing off most of his angelic neighbors. his 11th commandment; thou shalt not complain about hendrix, has been a h-ssle for the angels, but satan can even agree, as he too has some wicked -ss tunes on his satanpod. complete with a pair of skullcandy buds crafted from clouds.
g-d – yo st. peter! come check out hendrix’s face melter in voodoo child

st. peter – sweet deal bro, i love g-ds ipod

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