god’s nectar


a mystical ingredient that makes food is so unexplainably good, the only explanation is g-d’s nectar. like pretzels w/ salt at a football game, or corn on the cob, or frosting, or beer, or a gin & tonic.
tim: dude seriously, this has got to be the best corn ever, you say it is from brentwood?

sam: yes, i’m not sure, but i have been told the secret ingredient is g-d’s nectar!!

tim: huh??

sam: you know, g-d visits the cornfields (after they have been plowed) and sprinkles his nectar all over each of the stalks and that is what makes them super sweeet!

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