god’s special people
g-d’s special people is another word for r-t-rds, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.
these people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle m-ss (in stone) exceeds their iq and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.
later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you ‘sir’.
god’s special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!
“yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn’t a complete kn-bend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me”
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