God’s Stitches


the line down the middle of the scr-t-m (b-lls) where g-d has sewn his stiches to tie man’s skin on tight.
hey, johnny…what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

those are g-d’s st-tches…you dumb b-tch!

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