the attempt to earn cultural capital or seduce by explaining spiritual concepts to people even though no one has asked for or needs an explanation.
yeah, i overheard him g*dsplaining to you last night at yoga. ugh.
- mexican deep clean
describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a jack russell terrier. although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted. i paid that chic and extra $200 for the mexican deep clean.
fossip is juicy comments about friends facebook post. fossip could be often judgmental. john fossiped about facebook post about my tour to india.
- vegan treacle
a hot sp*nky sauce emitted by health-obsessed individuals. my vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his vegan treacle all over my kashmir jumper.
- jerk buddy
jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of *j*c*l*t**n. justin bieber: “hey austin, want to be my jerk buddy?” austin mahone: “sure, i’d love to rub one out with you, man.” via giphy