Godzilla

the best f-ckin’ monster ever!
heh he……..

g-dzilla
a kaiju (j-panese monster) created by the toho co in j-pan on november 3rd, 1954. the j-panese name for it is “gojira”, but translated into english, it became “g-dzilla”.
g-dzilla was originally intended to be a metaphor for nuclear and atomic weapons used on j-pan and throughout the world. so far, there have been 26 g-dzilla movies made in three different eras. the first era, called “showa”, went from 1954 until 1975. the second era, called “heisei”, went from 1984 until 1995. the final era, known to kaiju fans as the “millenium” era, went from 2000 (1999 in j-pan) until 2004. the supposed final movie for 5 to 10 years is coming out in december of 2004. it is called “g-dzilla: final wars” and features a large cast of g-dzilla fin favorites, including mothra, rodan, and angilas, and one new kaiju, called monster-x.
g-dzilla has over 98% universal awareness. his fans range throughout all ages, from the very young to the very old. we love g-dzilla.
g-dzilla’s first movie: “g-dzilla: king of the monsters” (in america) or “gojira” (in j-pan)
he is the biggest and baddest of all the monsters. that’s why he is known as the mother f-cking king!
g-dzilla owned ghidora.
while snowboarding you take your board while strapped in and slam it down on the front of another persons skis/board. after hitting there equipment you yell godzilla!!!!!!
that ski patrolled was looking at me funny so i g-dzilla’d the sh-t outa him.
1. a j-panese monster created in an explosion from a hydrogen bomb test, ranges from 50 meters- 100 meters in height throughout the two series that feature him as a machine of destruction in tokyo, osaka, many other large j-panese cities, has attacks including blue radioactive fire breath, a radioactive energy pulse, claw swipe, tail swipe, and bite.
2. a legendary j-panese sea monster that torments the inhabitants of the home islands by sinking fishing ships and other small boats, given sacrifices of young girls sent out to sea in rafts.
3. a legendary kaiju monster created by the toho(c) movie corporation
g-dzilla is known by many people as the greatest movie monster ever.
what j-panese people are afraid of
stan used a g-dzilla model to successful defend sea world from the j-panese
one of the best monsters science the 50’s
g-dzilla is f-cking awesome

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