goffic
the pr-nounciation used by any common tw-t wearing super skin tight burberry tops and adidas tracksuit trousers.
goffics are considered to be anyone who chooses to wear a remotely dark colour, usually labelled by townies, usually by the townies that choose to throw stones from afar instead of actually put themselves at risk of retalliation
also labelled: “crusties” or “goffs”
for the information of the good of the commoner who reads this… gothic is a style of writing, or design, a goth is a person who chooses to dress in gothic period clothing. they do not want to eat you, they do not want to put you under a spell, and they do not want you to pick fight or throw stones at them
uuurgh goffics, f-ckin do ’em!
how -ssholes pr-nounce ‘gothic’.
preppy girl: eww! your a goth! your soo goffic!
goth girl: -sigh- it’s gothic. idiot.
preppy girl: whatever! your boyfriend is ugly!
goth girl: i want to die! -cries and runs away-
goffic: one who is a try-hard goth or gothic.
example 1: internet goffic says- look at my icon… i’m so dark and gothy -broods-
example 2: real-life goffic says- i dyed my hair black and listen to metal and watch buffy and i have a blood fetish and i’m totally hardxcore… let’s go sacrifice some goats!
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