Goin Darvin Ham


a play on the original acronym ham, but to a more extreme effect..

1) to go ham (hard as a motherfuc-er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of darvin ham’s monster dunks.

2) slam ‘dunking’ anything. implication of goin-in hard.

-shout out to jm
1 – bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. the kid was goin darvin ham all week!

2 – “how’d things go with that girl last night? did you go-in?

“let’s put it this way.. we were goin darvin ham all over the place. broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! it was out of control

– may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.

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