Going Amish


to be without internet access for a time period, either from not being around a computer or not having a connection on the one you have.
“i will have to reply to you tomorrow; i didn’t pay my internet bill so i am going amish at home.”
1. shaving the mustache from a full beard.

2. a beard that goes from ear to ear that keeps the upper lip clean of hair.

3. having facial hair that stereoscopically is -ssociated with amish people.
why did dan shave off his mustache? he looks… amish.

he said he was going amish, didn’t you hear?

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