going fishing
when having s-x an your condom comes off, and you must get it out of your girlfriends v-g-n-.
man i was doing your girlfriend last night and i pulled out for sec, looked down and figured out i was going fishing.
the act of trying to meet women in order to get only a bl-w j-b (like going fishing with worms for bait).
joe: hey matt, you’re all dressed up. are you going to a club?
matt: yea, i’m going fishing. want to be my wing man?
joe: no… but, good luck
one who is small & odd shaped & married to a walrus…she appears from upstairs in her waders & pvc hat & coat carrying her pail & net to go & catch her hubbys dinner at the harbour…where u going dear? he asks (in fish language)…im going fishing 2 catch the supper dear, i wont b long……flap flap flap!!!!
oh look theres the neighbour going fishing again….is it? oh dear the pond must be empty again…i heard him splashing around at 4am!
using a coat hanger to give yourself and abortion
“i couldn’t afford and abortion, so i had to go fishing.”
when one takes a pubic hair and shoves it into another persons mouth.
will was p-ssed at gus, so he went fishing on gus.
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