going into the closet
when an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring h-m-s-xuals that they decide to become straight.
gay person: “as much as i support equality for h-m-s-xuals, i’m so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. i’m going into the closet.”
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